Honeymoon at Home:
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon,
so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night
together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks
his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No."
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mom,
"Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school." ;
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again"Are Fred and Mary
up yet?"
His Mom says, "No. "
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline
and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
2006-11-19 17:49:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
strange thought, (as many of mine are) how long did the plane hold together? vaseline? lol
2006-11-19 18:10:22 · update #1
Nice, do you think it was the same couple who couldn't tell the difference between Vaseline and putty? - their windows all fell out!
2006-11-19 18:16:05 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor Fred & Mary.
2006-11-20 02:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by Viren 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Geez...I wonder what Fred did with all those little decals. Probably stuck them in some rather "strategic" places. Anyway, thanks a bunch for the laugh!
2006-11-20 02:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 9/10 some 1 else posted this joke last wk ,but it still made me laugh
2006-11-20 02:05:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very good.
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2006-11-20 01:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by onetopdesigner 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...that will teach people not to listen to kids!
2006-11-20 01:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one mate. Keep it up
2006-11-20 01:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by Falcon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well they cant be down to earth as they are STUCK UP.
2006-11-20 03:34:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
little johnny again he is a naughty boy.
2006-11-20 01:51:51 · answer #9 · answered by nicolefrenzy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
CLAP CLAP CLAP for you and thumbs up Sithy
2006-11-20 04:14:43 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋