During the Cold War, on a train in Poland, an elderly Polish woman, her granddaughter and a Polish young man share a compartment with
a Russian officer.
As the train goes into a tunnel and the compartment turns pitch black, there is the sound of a kiss and a smack. The old woman thinks ”Good for her, smacking the stranger who kissed her.” The Russian thinks “Smart Pole, he kissed the girl and I get smacked in the face for it.” The girl thinks “Why would he kiss her instead of me?" The Polish lad thinks “Ha, I kiss my hand, hit the Russian and get away with it.”
2006-11-19 17:10:23 · 8 answers · asked by Everyman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke. Thank you
2006-11-19 17:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋
What a presence of mind and an idea of getting rid of the itch from his hand !!! Well planned and executed project by the Polish young man ! At leastafter getting down from the train he should tell the Officer what exactly has happend in the Train ...so that he can use such intelligent tactics in his war fares !!!
Ha Ha Ha ....Very good Joke !!! Nicely conceived and presented !!! I liked it !
2006-11-20 01:21:04 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good!
I will have to share that joke with my Polish fiance and his father. After some of the discussions I've had with them about life in Poland during the Cold War and his father's opinions of the Russian government/military I'm sure he will definately enjoy!
2006-11-22 00:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by gypsygoddess76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roflmao! Wow...such interesting things happen in the dark...I think I will turn my lights off now...
2006-11-20 01:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-20 05:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by Spartan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2006-11-20 02:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by rahbernazir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. nice one
2006-11-20 01:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke.
2006-11-20 02:19:16 · answer #8 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋