A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
2006-11-19 16:07:50 · 10 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
STOP IT GOTTA GET TO SLEEP.....Laughing though!
2006-11-19 16:12:39 · answer #1 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said the same thing 5 years ago. I still cry in my beer.
2006-11-20 00:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by Lab 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha quite PLaying safe hahaha...
2006-11-20 00:16:09 · answer #3 · answered by Mar cHuy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She should have kicked that bag of cheeseballs right in the the u know where
2006-11-20 00:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by newfangled_04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to admit that was really funny
2006-11-20 02:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by The Hottie With The Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ALL RIGHT! Very funny! Thanx!
2006-11-20 00:18:16 · answer #6 · answered by PAMELA G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good shot, LOL
2006-11-20 00:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you ha h ah ah ah are Tooo Damn good, LOL,
Describes me LOL, ...............................
Keep them coming darling.... This is classy, litereary. and appeals to a married intelligent sense of humour.
2006-11-20 00:12:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahas..good one..cheers
2006-11-20 03:45:27 · answer #9 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thats sad.
2006-11-20 00:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋