Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's ****.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's ****.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
2006-11-19 15:46:53 · 9 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty funny! Why's you copy it 2 times, tho?
2006-11-19 15:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good CAP job I appreciate (Cut And Paste) Job.
2006-11-19 16:23:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SLOW DOWN I'm still chortling over the other ones!!!
2006-11-19 15:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty nasty but funny!!
2006-11-20 00:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this one before. and i don't think you phrased it quite correctly.
2006-11-19 15:49:15 · answer #5 · answered by need 2 get a grip 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ewwwww....... thnx for tha visual lol
2006-11-19 15:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is just wrong
2006-11-19 17:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny as $%#@
2006-11-19 15:49:48 · answer #8 · answered by squatch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thanks for the nice visual......... plesant
2006-11-19 15:48:25 · answer #9 · answered by Keko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋