A French painter, musician and engineer were being executed by guillotine. When they put the painter's head through the object and jerked the rope, the blade got stuck just as it nicked his neck.
Since the French have a law against double jepardy, they let him go.
They oiled the blade before having the musician stick his head into it. Again the blade stuck on it's way down and he too was freed.
When they brought the engineer over he said "If you were to losen these screws a half turn I think it would work".
And it did.
2006-11-19 15:08:07 · 8 answers · asked by the shadow knows 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha! thats a good one!
2006-11-19 15:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by homeslice191 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Figures that the engineer has to tell someone what's wrong, just to show how smart they are or aren't. Huh? Funny joke.
2006-11-19 23:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very honest engineer, eat himself.
2006-11-20 00:09:17 · answer #3 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha! i'm an engineer, and i find this quite funny (and true!). gonna share this with my colleagues for sure! :D
2006-11-20 01:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol - Pretty Funny.
2006-11-19 23:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the way you put the end was kind of lame...i've heard too many versions of this joke.
2006-11-19 23:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by R A 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh no..the smart guy has to die...
2006-11-19 23:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO....................... so funny that one lol
2006-11-19 23:11:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋