What's your best redneck line? I think there so funny and haven't heard any in a while. And yes, I know I'm not normal :)
2006-11-19 15:05:47 · 10 answers · asked by asheslovesjoel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got one...You mow your grass and find a car...The bad part, My uncle really did do that!!! Now I feel I'm REALLY not normal!
2006-11-19 15:10:21 · update #1
I got another one...If you use a tin can as a ash tray(we have one at work!!!) If one of your three year old twin sisters broke something at school and says 'Don't worry Mommy can fix it with duct-tape'. If your three year old little sister KNOWS what duct tape IS-all of this is true...Kinda scary huh?!
2006-11-20 10:08:53 · update #2
you might be a red neck when you go out side to take a wizz.
2006-11-19 15:10:28 · answer #1 · answered by loretta 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
If you visit your city kin folk and after drinking a few beers, you use the tool shed out back for a bathroom.
If you take the newly bought chrome wheels and spray paint them silver.
If you put a CB radio on your lawn tractor.
If you remove the television from the lawn tractor before you put the CB on it.
If you paint your headlights black so you can go hunting at night.
If you wear black camouflage clothing to go hunting at night.
If you keep using the 'check spelling' like do...
2006-11-19 23:35:26 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if you go out looking for a date at a family reunion
2006-11-19 23:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells.
2006-11-19 23:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by jeanclaudefan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your idea of a stag night is going out and spending your last night as an unmarried man with a stag
2006-11-19 23:24:44 · answer #5 · answered by Krayden 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if you choose to paint your trailer in john deere colors.
2006-11-19 23:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by ksellers85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your Aunt Edna goes to the restroom, then hollers out a few minutes later......
" Hey Y'all, c'mere and check this out...."
You might be a redneck.
2006-11-19 23:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by Critter Lady 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I dont like being normal! I'm the oddball. (Oh, i dont have a redneck line)
2006-11-20 00:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Being normal is highly overrated!!
lol
2006-11-20 00:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have a washing machine in your backyard and you actually use it to wash your clothes....
2006-11-19 23:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋