Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
2006-11-19 15:02:42 · 18 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! That was sooo funny! this is the first time in Yahoo Q&A that I burst out laughing..great joke!
2006-11-19 15:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, so very funny. Seriously I havent heard a joke that good in ages. Well done!
2006-11-19 23:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by AussieHel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That is the funniest joke I've heard in a long time. I will definitely use that one again!!!!!
2006-11-19 23:30:35 · answer #3 · answered by Hemp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!!!
2006-11-19 23:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by elphaba_of_georgia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Keep em coming!
2006-11-20 00:01:19 · answer #5 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great. My stomach hurts still laughing.
2006-11-19 23:16:12 · answer #6 · answered by alwaysthebestanswer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.................... so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! nearly fell of my chair laughing so much at this one. Hey girl keep them jokes coming lol
2006-11-19 23:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny I don't care who you are!! LOL:)
2006-11-19 23:04:27 · answer #8 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's one of the best jokes I've herd in a long time. thanks for the laugh. real good one.
2006-11-19 23:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by loretta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, poor guys... & girls too, coz they didn't get it real!!!
2006-11-19 23:07:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋