you know you're over the hill when...?

Question

you find yourself beginning to like accordion music

lawn care has become a big highlight of your life

your underwear creeps up on you...and you enjoy it

you tune into the easy listening...on purpose

you discover that your measurements are now small, medium, large...in that order

you keep repeating yourself

you start videotaping daytime game shows

at cafeterias, you complain that the jello is too tough

your new easy chair has more options than your car

when you do the 'hokey pokey' you put your left hip out...and it stays out

one of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle

conversations with people your own age often turn into 'dueling ailments

you keep repeating yourself

it takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump

you’re on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker

you begin with every other sentence with, 'nowadays...'

you run out of breath walking down a flight of stairs

you look both ways before crossing the room

you come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity

it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night

you go to a garden party and your mainly interested in the garden

you find your mouth making promises your body cant keep

at parties you attend, ‘regularity’ is considered the topic of choice

you start beating everyone else at trivia games

you frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread used to cost

your back goes out more than you do

you keep repeating yourself

your childhood toys are now in a museum

the clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style…come back in style

all of your favorite movies are now revised in color

the car that you bought brand new is now a very valuable antique

you keep repeating yourself

you find this list tasteless and insensitive

Answer 1

You know, they don't make jokes like they used to.. I find this list tasteless and insenstive. Nowadays, I just don't even bother reading jokes like this. You know, they don't make jokes like they used to. I would rather watch my movies on my vcr, but I can't remember where I left my vcr. Nowadays, they don't use vcrs. Oh well, maybe I will go to the museum and look at the toys. Wish I could find my vcr, all the old movies nowadays are made in color. A good movie and a ham sandwich.No, not ham, don't got no teeth.And nowadays, bread is so expensive. Why back in my days, a loaf of bread was only pennies. Nowadays, I just don't..

Answer 2

this is actually funny you should give lessons to some of the others.

Answer 3

LOL ...........ghee that's creepy isn't it ?..........LOL
Thanks for sharing what getting old is about .......LOL.
have a great week ahead : - )

Answer 4

YOU HAVE JUST WRITTEN MY LIFE.......LMAO

Answer 5

ROFL!! That was hilarious!! thanks for the laugh!! he he...

Answer 6

i find this funny. good laugh, thanks.