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A Blonde with an economy class ticket got on the plane. She insisted on sitting in first class. The stewards all tried to get her to move back where she belonged. She merely shrugged them off saying "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Fort Worth. The stewards went into the cockpit to talk to the pilot. The co-pilot said ... she's blonde? They said yes, and she said I'm married to a blonde. I know how to talk to her. So she went back and whispered to the woman. The passenger immediately jumped up and went back to economy saying I'm sorry, I didn't know. The rest of the flight crew wanted to know exactly what she said, so the co-pilot told them ... I said, First class isn't going to Fort Worth

Corny, or not

2006-11-19 14:59:21 · 23 answers · asked by istitch2 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

firstly when did blonde jokes start and secondly it was hilarious. just so you know im blonde but i find them funny.

2006-11-19 15:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by Krayden 6 · 0 0

Funny.

Not corny. Corny would be something like "So a blonde with a clown nose and an orange wig walks into a bar with a frog, and the frog sez to Moses the bartender, "I'll have a martini, shaken, definitely not blended..." etc.

2006-11-19 15:09:48 · answer #2 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0 0

a guy walks right into a psychiatrists place of work wearing not something yet draw close wrap, which he's wrapped in head to toe. He say "checklist, what's incorrect with me" the physician says "properly, i will for sure see your nuts" what share mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? only 2, yet I have not got any concept how they have been given in the lightbulb. Why did the fool throw a clock out the window? He had to confirm time fly. Why did the blonde have a bruised abdomen button? She had a blonde boyfriend.

2016-10-22 09:43:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I thought it was funny, blonde jokes are a fun and interesting read

2006-11-19 15:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0 0

That was funny. Blonde joke is hillarious, because I'm not blond.

2006-11-19 16:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0 0

it was funny. One of the bette blond jokes Iv heard

2006-11-19 15:05:17 · answer #6 · answered by heidi19852006 3 · 0 0

I would have to agree with heidi and loretta. It was one of the bette goo blonde jokes i have ever read ;)

2006-11-19 15:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by R A 2 · 0 0

That's very funny. I had to ponder it for a minute before I got it but, that is just how my brain works. I've been told that I'm "dim". lol
Thanks

2006-11-19 15:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by sharpy 4 · 0 0

That is sooooooooo not corny! That's soooooooooo funny!

2006-11-19 15:45:44 · answer #9 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0 0

Corny but very funny!!

2006-11-19 15:02:58 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0 0

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