Mine are:
Here lies Les Moore. Took two slugs from a .44. No Les, no more.
and:
I told you i was sick!
2006-11-19 14:34:55 · 9 answers · asked by gungrave4531 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two tombstones:
Tombstone # 1:
Here lies my wife...cold...as usual.
Tombstone # 2:
Here lies my husband...stiff...at last.
2006-11-19 14:37:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Two on either side of this guy's - we'll call him Joe Blo- grave.
One said-
'here lies Mary Blo, loving wife of Joe Blo, the best woman god ever made 1889-1913'
The other said-
'here lies Joyce Blo, loving wife of Joe Blo, the best woman god ever made 1914-1931'
How would you feel if you were the first wife and came back to see that?
These weren't their original names by the way.
2006-11-20 01:27:17 · answer #2 · answered by -inside-joke- 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here lies Fat Nanna , I told him it was a live wire, last words were ill prove theres no gas pass me a match. The last 2 i saw were at the london dungeons so they were meant to be funny.
2006-11-19 23:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by Krayden 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here lies the body
Of Margaret Bent
She kicked up her heels
And away she went.
2006-11-19 22:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here lies Joel. Shot fer singin too loud in church.
2006-11-19 22:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iv seen a few odd ones over the years ..
2006-11-19 22:40:33 · answer #6 · answered by halicon2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
P.S. Told you I was sick.
2006-11-19 22:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by Me! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have heard better.
2006-11-20 02:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by rahbernazir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad..but funny..sry i havent seen any
2006-11-19 22:36:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋