The Tearful Bride...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a
misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the
price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the
package and it said -
'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"
2006-11-19 14:28:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the 2nd sentence states that she is blond
2006-11-20 21:31:44 · update #1
Did you know if the indians had killed a cat instead of an Turkey, we would all have pu**y eaten on Thanksgiving. Now that would be something to give thanks for.
2006-11-19 14:40:04 · answer #1 · answered by Me! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that. Good one that I know I could have never thought of.
2006-11-19 22:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by ironchain15 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one
2006-11-19 22:29:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u left out th fact that she was a blonde..lol
2006-11-19 22:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL
Thanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
2006-11-19 22:33:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is blonde. No wonder.
2006-11-20 00:23:11 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One, keep it coming!!!
2006-11-19 22:34:03 · answer #7 · answered by countonme 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She must be blonde.
2006-11-19 22:30:39 · answer #8 · answered by jperk1941 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't believe anyone thought that one was funny.
2006-11-19 23:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by alwaysthebestanswer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a great joke
2006-11-19 22:33:28 · answer #10 · answered by jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋