2006-11-19 14:07:41 · 20 answers · asked by GODZILLA 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Amy!! Happy to see you tonight! Too quiet here;-)
2006-11-19 14:13:09 · update #1
My God!!! I really really really hope it will be hell. I could never stand to be around all of those...those....creepy types with names like Marge and...Midge...I know they will all be there in heaven feeling all perky and what not. Can you imagine?.."Are you happy Midge? Have another pop tart and some Pepsi".. They be there worshipping and singing all those dull hymns all the night and day crowded in together trying to get 15 seconds with Jesus. I can just see JC now with the angels all around trying to keep crowd control... C'mon, C'mon...stay in line now...you you ..over there now...in line..
I want to be around folks that danse and **** and get it on... really ...right?
2006-11-19 14:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by odysseus96 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When what time comes?
Death? I figure to hang around for a couple weeks, after that maybe Cleveland or Vegas.
Not going to heaven and I'm not going to hell either, lousy room rates.
2006-11-19 23:55:02 · answer #2 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going wherever the hell God thinks I deserve to go. If it's heaven - good. If it's hell - well, I had THAT coming, too. Nobody condemned you to hell, AMY, but YOU.
2006-11-19 22:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When you figure out which parts of religion you want to believe in and want to deny, you let us know.
If you think God is imaginary, then you can't believe in heaven, so why ask?
2006-11-19 22:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by James P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless God is a liar all Christians as as sure of Heaven as if they were already there.... Jim
2006-11-19 22:21:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I find myself in heaven I am going to be very disappointed
2006-11-19 22:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When we die, our genetic make up collapses
back to a stage called "quantum."
Eventually, it explodes and becomes "particle"
energy again. It is now ready for another cycle.
2006-11-19 22:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by kyle.keyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like Amy said...I'll go up in smoke! :)
2006-11-19 22:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be going to the crematorium. Kinda ironic, seeing as how Christianity has condemned me to hell.
***Good to see you here also.
=)
2006-11-19 22:10:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Neither.I'm going to haunt yahoo r and s
2006-11-19 22:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by rosbif 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋