There were 3 people on death row. They were going to be executed by shooting. When it was the first persons turn he figured out a way to get away from his death. When the prison guard said ready aim the prisoner said earthquake and every body ran away including the prisoner. When it was he second prisoner's turn he did the same thing except yelled tornado! HE got away and was hiding out with the first prisoner. The third guy came and tried to do the same as the first two but when the prison guard said ready aim the prisoner said fire!
2006-11-19 13:50:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant!
It's the way you tell them. Cracks me so consistently up.
2006-11-19 13:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i did that as a play a long time ago in a summer camp when i was like 11, i was the person who yelled tornado and i was very dramatic about it. good memory.
2006-11-19 22:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by kiss the cook 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG .....................LOL......... it was funny .
Thanks for sharing and enjoy the week ahead
That what Felicia Abraham says to everyone joke lol even mine
Just looked at every joke Felicia answered she must just copy and paste this answer on each joke. lol
2006-11-19 22:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took a while but now i get it...that was funny
2006-11-19 22:07:13 · answer #4 · answered by jark79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i enjoy reading jokes sometimes instead of constant problems:)
2006-11-19 22:10:48 · answer #5 · answered by besitos2610 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tehehe stupid prisoner.
2006-11-19 22:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-19 22:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by ~Fairy_of_Joy~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! thats a good one
2006-11-19 22:45:08 · answer #8 · answered by Meow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-19 22:26:03 · answer #9 · answered by Tim D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke...really old joke. funny if you haven't heard it tho
2006-11-19 21:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by montana1445 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋