does anyone have a simple safe recipe for bathtub gin?

Question

i DONT want to go blind

Answer 1

juniper berries in a sanitized bath tub,sugar and yeast.
after fermentation distill off the alcohol.
GIN!!
PERSONALLY I WOULD NEVER USE A BATHTUB AS A CONTAINER FOR FERMENTATION. GO GET A CARBOY FOR THE JOB.

Answer 2

Do you want to swim in a pool of Gin? That stinks after your bath.

Anyway, pour in 2 - 4 bottles of Gin and pour in 6 - 8 packs of fresh milk and lastly pour in either Cranberry or Strawberry juices to spice up the sweet smell in your bathtub. In addition, you may choose to put some Red or Champagne Roses, Blueberries and Raspberries for some colour attraction. Does that sound like a heavenly treat for your skin? And don't ever forget the most important thing, run warm water in your bathtub while adding all these stuffs in.

Hey, you know what? If you're hungry, get ready a pack of Cornflakes or some cereals, just add them in and eat on the spot. You'll be ready to be served...lolz (just kidding)