Top Ten Reasons Not to Kill Your Husband..what about this?

Question

10. The insurance premiums are not up to date.
9. Then who would bring you coffee in bed?
8. On cold winter nights when your toes are frozen, he has more
square inches of warm flesh than any non-industrial
hot-water bottle.
7. Without the trials of life with your husband to expound on
at work, then how would you continue to have all your
friends see you as a saintly martyr?
6. You can't always be your own designated driver.
5. Who else will eat your stir-fried tofu rolled in sesame
seeds and pretend to like it?
4. When you run out of razor blades you can always borrow his -
he'll never notice ;-)
3. You need an excuse (I'd love to stay but my husband gets so
ansty if I'm not home when I promised) to get out of all
those deadly work socials.
2. Otherwise you sit around all evening talking to yourself.
1. You want to wait for a shot at double indemnity.

Answer 1

Thats Great and Funny. Grassy likes Aquarius alot.

Answer 2

10) who would take out the garbage?
9) who would create the garbage?
8) who would unplug the toilet when the tampons get stuck?
7) who would give you a reason to remove the tampons?
6) who would watch all the football scheduled on TV
5) who would complain (*****) when Desperate Housewives came on?
4) who would mow the lawn?
3) who would care if the lawn is mowed?
2) who would tell you you looked beautiful?
1) who would tell his friends that you are getting fat?

Answer 3

Started off funny but then when it got to #8 on the countdown, it was gettin dry

Answer 4

One last reason that is " the only person that can provide me the most joy and fun of sex at any time of the day at my most convenience and horny time." Agree?

Answer 5

hes good in the sack

Answer 6

I see ..... No wonder I am still Alive!