I mean besides catching them standing as far from the toilet as possible to pee.. or like always touching it... And why are they so damned insecure about the size of it? Do or are any men past it or do they get beyond it at any point? any other things you can add to this that may be of humor or to help me or other gals to understand this male member fetish you all have?
2006-11-19 11:58:18 · 13 answers · asked by GirlWithQuestions 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I like using mine as a handsfree device for steering my car. It also helps when I need extra leverage for picking up heavy things, like a refrigerator.
I actually used it to save a mother and baby's life before when they were trapped in a car crash and I had to pry the door open with it.
Needless to say, you can see why I would be so obsessed. I can't speak for all guys though.
2006-11-19 12:04:41 · answer #1 · answered by Cameron L 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dude, if I had a penis, I'd be fascinated by it, too. What a fun freakin' toy.
They are insecure because women and other men MAKE them insecure. How often do you hear someone say, "Oh, a small penis is just fine!" More people need to say that though . . . . because small penises (penii?) can get the job done just as well, sometimes better.
As for the guys always grabbing themselves . . . . I don't get that one. Maybe checking to see if it's still there?
A lot of guys are past it I think. My boyfriend doesn't constantly touch himself. Thankfully.
Personally, I think they are pretty awesome. I'm fascinated by them, too. I can't explain it, but . . . . they are lovely to look at and quite fun to play with.
Sorry to be explicit, but it's true.
2006-11-19 12:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must have penis envy! =b
We stand away from the toilet because many of them are too dirty to touch them. And it's fun to try to pee in the toilet from afar, it's more challenging. Think of it like having a, erm, water gun.
Few men are insecure about their penises nowadays, too, and we certainly don't "touch them all the time". Maybe you are going out with the wrong men.
2006-11-19 12:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by Just Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know. Im a guy and i dont get it either. They all think that penis size is going to get them chicks and make sex with them incredible. Well a chick has to have sex with them in the first place to know how big they are, and if a "tight fit" was really was good sex was about for women, they would be getting vaginal reduction surgeries!
Most men are stupid because most people are stupid.
2006-11-19 12:01:56 · answer #4 · answered by Phil S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they think it's makes them look more manly if they are hung like a horse. Trouble is, all the men who were hung like horses are either dead, or gay. Men should learn to work with the tool they have been given, it's not the size that counts, it's what you do with what you have. If you are small and learn how to work those hips, then you are definitely in the zone. Work what you got!
2006-11-19 12:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by Special K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Christina,Not all boys/man stand as far as possible to pee..
but we have to hold our penis when we pee if not we will pee all over our trousers..Girl u wouldnt know coz U are a girl..and u dont have a penis..LOL
2006-11-19 12:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by Child of God 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems you must think something of the penis to be asking this question. Therefore bow down and pray to the penis for just imagine what your life would be like without any.
2006-11-19 12:02:03 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you have a 3 inch in diameter trouser monster like mine, you have to stand back frm the toilet or it will plug it when you flush. I have to keep adjusting it or it will dangle out of my pantleg,
2006-11-19 12:05:16 · answer #8 · answered by NIGHTSHADE 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
are you kidding me...what about all the girls that are insecure enough about the size of their breasts that they undergo major surgery to make them larger.
2006-11-19 12:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by John 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why at this moment, are you fixated on it?
You can have mine if you want, I'm done with it.
2006-11-19 12:00:17 · answer #10 · answered by jonas_tripps_79 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋