A young man moved into a new apartment of his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she
started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered . "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me."
2006-11-19 11:52:46 · 24 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was the single best joke EVER!!!!
loved it~
2006-11-19 11:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
Hilarious! Bet the lady woman got a laugh out of that.
2006-11-19 20:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
must admit it was a bit long. the best part of it all was the end. lol. funny how women can make men lose control. lol.
2006-11-19 20:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats one of the best jokes i have ever heard i hope u got more like that if so keep them coming
2006-11-19 19:59:44 · answer #4 · answered by the beast 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I <3 that! The people who are booing just don't get it.
Good one!! Keep em' up!
Haters don't gots nothin on you.
2006-11-19 19:58:46 · answer #5 · answered by Shorty 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good joke ill use it if u dont mind well done lol
2006-11-19 20:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by The SQuire 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my...hahahahaha. HILARIOUS ending. I love the joke!!! thumbs up =D
2006-11-19 19:55:14 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the sixth sense
2006-11-19 20:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
toietmoi love these keep them coming lmao
2006-11-19 20:03:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice dream sweetheart...
2006-11-19 19:55:10 · answer #10 · answered by sweet_thing_kay04 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a big old thumbs up to you. fabulous xx
2006-11-19 20:01:26 · answer #11 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋