Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and notices his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Get your hands off me, *****! I'm married!'"
Moral of the Story:
Self-induced hangover... 100 pounds
Broken furniture... 2,000 pounds
Breakfast... 10 pounds
Saying the right thing to your wife when you're drunk... PRICELESS
2006-11-19 11:49:45 · 16 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fabulous love it if my partner said that very same thing to me (if he DARED get in that position) i would love him even more than ever and would probably cry everyday to myself with adoration xx
EVERY WOMAN who reads this is going to think of you as a big old romantic now don't you?
2006-11-19 11:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he needs aspirin and can't remember what happened, he was WAY too drunk the night before.
Sounds kind of nice otherwise.
2006-11-19 19:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!!!!
10/10
That is one of the best jokes I've ever heard on here.
2006-11-19 22:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by gungrave4531 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deadly put me in good form keep em comming
2006-11-19 20:03:56 · answer #4 · answered by The SQuire 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was awsome!!lol very funny and sweet
2006-11-19 19:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAhahahaha. This joke is hilarious!!! It's kinda cute too...good one! =D
2006-11-19 19:52:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha... that's good. Thumbs up =D
2006-11-19 20:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really enjoyed that! LOL. Well done!
2006-11-20 06:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by bijoux 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have heard it before but still cute
2006-11-19 19:57:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one!
2006-11-19 20:16:51 · answer #10 · answered by ilikesmurfs7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋