boarded a crowded train in in London during the second world war, discovering he was unable to find a place to sit. As he walked the length of the train, he noticed a small white dog on one of the seats. A well dressed woman sat in the seat next to the dog. The man hovered near the seat, hoping the woman would take the hint, but she ignored him.
"Excuse me, Ma'am," the soldier said, "Is this your dog? Would you mind holding it on your lap so that I may sit down?"
The woman raised her icy gaze to the young man and said in a haughty British accent, " You Americans are so rude.
Fluffy is in that seat, and i see no reason why she should give up her comfort for you."
The exhausted soldier nodded, picked up the small dog ... opened the window of the moving train and tossed the dog out. The woman gaped and spluttered in horrified indignation, and the man sitting across from her lowered his newspaper.
"You bloody Americans....you threw the wrong ***** out the window"
2006-11-19 11:26:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The blanked out word should read B ITCH
2006-11-19 11:27:48 · update #1
hiya mark l brilliant first time i have heard that one ta very much (i am gonna steal it ) xxx
2006-11-19 11:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its funny but no hilarious so i would have to give it a 5/10
2006-11-19 11:44:34 · answer #2 · answered by the beast 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol Hilarious!
2006-11-19 11:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha funny
2006-11-19 11:41:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was pretty good 7/10 and keep 'em coming!!!
2006-11-19 12:52:03 · answer #5 · answered by TranquilStar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute little joke......kinda agree!
2006-11-19 11:32:44 · answer #6 · answered by Sage 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!! :D
2006-11-19 11:29:56 · answer #7 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha lol
2006-11-19 11:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by wickboom333 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha...revenge is sweet. =)
2006-11-19 11:58:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny! Thanks!
2006-11-19 11:44:17 · answer #10 · answered by mommy of 4 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋