What's your favourite?

Question

insult? Here's one to get you started. If you had anymore mouth you'd have no face left to wash !!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

How does it feel to be the world's 1st living brain donor? :)

You're so fat your bathtub has stretch marks.

Answer 2

LAME,

You're so stupid that...

I told you drinks were on the house...so you went and got a ladder...

you make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

you took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

you noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so you just did!

it takes you two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

when your baby was born, you looked at its umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

you asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

you got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

you sold your Car for gas money!

you reckoned a Quarterback was a refund

you once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb.

you took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.

I found you peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

it took you 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.

you invented a silent car alarm.

you really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...

you watch The Three Stooges and take notes.

you were born on Halloween and can't remember your birthday.

you thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.

you lost your shadow.

you went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.

when I asked you to purchase me a Colour TV you asked me...'Which colour?'

Your so stupid you studied for a Dope test!

You're so stupid that when you sign an application form where it says 'Don't write below dotted line', you put 'OK'

You're so stupid you booked yourself into the Bettie Ford clinic cause you thought you were Hooked On Phonics.

Yo Dentist so stupid he uses mayonnaise as tooth filler

You're so dumb you thought that Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.


Your so idiotic you took a spoon to the superbowl.

Your so stupid you tripped over a cordless telephone.

Your so dumb you went to the 24-hr convenience store and asked what time do they close.




WHAT THEN

Answer 3

Don't let your mind wander too far....it's too late to be out alone.

When I look into your eyes - I see the back of your head.

You're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.

It's hard to believe you beat 1,000,000 other sperm.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ar*e.

Answer 4

I HAVE A FEW!
1)Now do you see what happens when cousins marry?
2)As an outsider,how do you view the human race?
3)I'm not your type,I'm not inflatable
4)Don't p me off,I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
5)yes it looks like a c**k, just smaller

Answer 5

I don't have one! becz i don't insult people! But if they do something to annoy me I just say "idiots" or SOB's !

if people talk too much i ask them: "how come your mouth stretches All the way to your ears? "

Answer 6

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra!

Shock me, say something intelligent.

Answer 7

You've got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Answer 8

Cloning scientists would use you as a blueprint for an idiot

Did your parents ask you to run away from home as a child?

Why dont you try being yourself, or would you rather people like you?

Answer 9

Big mouth, big teeth: the last time I saw a mouth like that, it was chewing a clump of hay.

Answer 10

I'm not very good at insults. I can always think of great comebacks when it's too late too use them.

Answer 11

yes an insult