Mr Cadbury met ms rowentree in a room on quality street, it was after eight , he turned out the light for a bit of black magic!! He slipped his hand into her snickers and showed her his curly wurly, not keen to have any jelly babies she let him take a trip up Bourneville boulevard, she screamed with turkish delight!! as he took out his fun sized mars bar it felt a bit crunchie and she wanted some time out but he did a twirl and he had a picnic in her pink wafers!!!!!!!
Aint that nice!!!
2006-11-19 10:55:45 · 24 answers · asked by kate 0504 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good.....Nice TOPIC!!......Take no notice of the thumbs down SMARTIES they're sad!!...But you get ALLSORTS of HUMBUGS on Yahoo!
2006-11-19 14:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by kev3753 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was awesome realy worked out if u came up with that urself i will give u a 10/10 if not then i will give u a 9/10 for telling us lol
2006-11-19 12:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by the beast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kate that was lovely dear! Quite nice indeed, i was a bit under the weather but that definitely cheered me up, thanks! I am going to copy it to my co-workers too. Don't let the negative answers bother you, they are just hating!!
2006-11-19 11:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by kerri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a bit sickening, but funny
2006-11-19 11:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by Kool_Kermit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Kate, tell the negs to sod off !!!!
2006-11-19 11:13:35 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it damn is a nice wee story lolzzzz joka man, top stuff der lolz
2006-11-19 11:00:22 · answer #6 · answered by queen_sadz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u think that all up by urself... how about, he put his twix in her mix, he played with her charleston chew pops, or he fcuked her, that candy bar!
2006-11-19 10:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Anyone else peckish?
2006-11-19 11:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by bethanie_25_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was so clever and funny.
2006-11-19 10:59:15 · answer #9 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile.
2006-11-19 10:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by Ally 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋