Frog walks into a bar and asks the barman"got any bread?" barman says no. Duck says "got any bread?" barman says no mate we aint. Duck says "got any bread/" barman says no mate we do beers, wines, crisps and nuts but no bread. Duck says "got any bread?"Barman says "your starting to p1ss me of now!" The duck says "got any bread?" Barman says" right that's it! if you ask me one more f'king time if I've got any bread, I'll nail that b&stard beak of yours to the f'king bar! Duck says "got any nails?" Barman shouts" noooo!" duck says "got any bread...........
2006-11-19 10:24:17 · 18 answers · asked by returnofkarlos 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sh1t did I say frog?? I meant duck...this is why I dont tell many jokes in the pub!!
2006-11-19 10:33:34 · update #1
oi benjamin...bring on the abuse!! give you the 10 pts? I'd rather stick pins..............
2006-11-20 09:08:06 · update #2
PMSL one of todays top jokes mate, made me giggle, I will be telling this one, thanks for the ammo
2006-11-19 10:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So did the frog turn into a duck because you can't nail a frogs beak to the bar with or without nails? However - I'm laughing!
2006-11-19 10:30:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's very cute
btw, Girlygurl... the Barman said to the duck that if it says "got any bread" he'll nail his beak... so the duck asks if he got any nails, and the barman says no.. therefore the duck asks "got any bread"
2006-11-19 10:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How'd the frog turn into a duck? I'm confused and that was stupid. Even though I do like bread.
2006-11-19 10:33:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's easy to confuse a frog with a duck ! One croaks and the other soaks !
2006-11-19 22:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I noticed the frog turned into a duck, but the duck joke was soooo funny I loved it thanks for cheering me up..
2006-11-19 10:37:47 · answer #6 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can u just give 10 points, and I'll save you the verbal abuse.
2006-11-19 12:52:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I miss the wacky bacce on this one frog dont walk
2006-11-19 10:38:07 · answer #8 · answered by SH1T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it sorry, but im sure if i did i would be rotflol
plz give me 10 points
2006-11-19 10:27:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl.... but how did the frog turn into a duck???
2006-11-19 10:26:18 · answer #10 · answered by l p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋