What would you be doing right now?
What would your chicken name be?
Whould you be a gay chicken?
Whould you have a duck friend?
What would your duck friends name be?
Whould he be a gay duck?
would you be in love?
or just buddies?
or would you be a girl chicken?
Where would you live?
on the beach,
or in a condo?
Would youhave any super powers?
What would they be?
would you use your chicken powers for good?
Or for evil?
What would your super chicken name be?
2006-11-19 10:11:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What would you be doing right now? clucking
What would your chicken name be? Chickin
Whould you be a gay chicken? no
Whould you have a duck friend? no
What would your duck friends name be? I don't have a duck friend.
Whould he be a gay duck? I told you I don't have a duck friend!
would you be in love? I know no duck!!!!!
or just buddies? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
or would you be a girl chicken? i supose...
Where would you live?
on the beach, yes
or in a condo? no, on the beach remember!
Would you have any super powers? nope.
What would they be? I don't have any.
would you use your chicken powers for good? What powers!!!??
Or for evil? IM JUST AN ORDANARY CHICKIN!
What would your super chicken name be? I have no super powers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-21 09:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would you be doing right now? Pecking other chickens
What would your chicken name be? BOK BOK
Whould you be a gay chicken? YES!
Whould you have a duck friend? That would be ducky!
What would your duck friends name be? Louey and Duey.
Whould he be a gay duck? Yeah
would you be in love? With a Duck? YUCK!
or just buddies? OK friends with benifits but no love
or would you be a girl chicken? No girls allowed
Where would you live? In coup with a fox proof door!
on the beach, Yes
or in a condo? Yes, a condo chicken coup on the beach.
Would youhave any super powers? Yes!
What would they be? I can fly about five feet at a time
would you use your chicken powers for good?
Or for evil? EVIL !!
What would your super chicken name be? Dark Meat!
2006-11-19 18:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by John16 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If I were a chicken...
I would be resting in my coop
My name would be Ursula
I would be straight
My duck friend "quacker" and I go way back
He would be gay and have an inter-species relationship
I would be in love with a rooster his name is Lil' C0ck
Not with quacker we're just buddies
I live on the beach
I have the ability to predict the gender of layed eggs.
I would only use this if the lady chickens wanted to know!!
2006-11-19 18:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by yidlmama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clucking, chicken little, no, I would have a rubber ducky, His name would be rubber ducky, he would be a confused duck, I love my duck, I would not be a girl chicken, I would live in a condo, I would have a superpower to win Cock Fights for the good of mankind, My super chicken name would be Black Cock!
2006-11-19 18:14:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clucking and running from the farmer
Scratchy
Nope, I'm strictly dickly
No, I'm prejudiced against ducks. They take up all our land!
My duck enemy's name would be Dick the Duck
No, I hate him
No, I hate him
Uh.... yeah, I'm a chic (chic, get it? lol... well, never mind)
I'd live in Hawaii
On a beach
I'd be the chicken version of Wolverine. My claws sprout... metal claws
I would use my chicken powers for good, to kill all the ducks
Featherhead! (he can't fly, but he can scratch the hell out of you)
2006-11-19 18:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would be making eggs.. lets see umm EggMaker?.. no.. yes!.. cluck the duck.. no just buddies.. i would be a girl chicken.. definately in a condo.. yes! making eggs!.. yes! i would make sure there is no hungry people in the world.. super chicken name: chickenalmighty
2006-11-19 18:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by ilovebasketball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i was a chicken I'd run like f-k every time i see a pack of paxo lol
My name would be clucky
2006-11-19 18:15:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHE that's like, the funniest question ever! Thanks for making me laugh! I'd feel like a traitor though, if I answered since I ate chicken 30 minutes ago.. I wouldn't want to sound like a cannibal chicken....
2006-11-19 18:16:25 · answer #8 · answered by .:: me ~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eating
chicken # 1
dunno
no
ok, i said no
no
who knows
i dunno
sure, we would be boy and girl cuz we r.
chick world
i told you
sure
invisiblility, the chicken dance expert
good
good
chicken # 1 and 2
2006-11-19 18:20:00 · answer #9 · answered by Chris and Shahana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id be sitting in a bucket with some buddies of mine at your local KFC.
2006-11-19 18:14:46 · answer #10 · answered by jeffreytucker79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋