A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking blonde woman behind the wheel. There is the strong smell liquor on her breath.
He says, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.'
She blows up the balloon, and he walks it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes he returns to her car and says, 'It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.'
She replies, 'You mean it shows that, too?'
2006-11-19 10:03:54 · 23 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think you missed the concept of the joke
2006-11-19 10:06:45 · update #1
wow can they test for that on the breath as well as alcohol lol I'd be over the limit all the time lol
what a funny joke really cool 10/10
2006-11-19 10:09:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda, not really funny but good for a couple of chuckles
2006-11-19 18:05:23 · answer #2 · answered by Chazzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty!
2006-11-19 18:13:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard similar jokes but they are good for a short laugh i guess
2006-11-19 18:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pants!
2006-11-19 18:05:18 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how come the girls do not like this one
maybe its not having stiff ones themselves
2006-11-19 18:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by SH1T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its allright, i think it leads on to the punch line too quick
2006-11-19 18:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by §†reet R¥dA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well she must be talking about alcohol 'cos there's not much competition out there guys!!!!
2006-11-19 18:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by pottydotty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious..didn't see that one coming
2006-11-19 18:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jumble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny, I liked it anyway.
2006-11-19 18:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋