serious only the funny will win
2006-11-19 09:54:19 · 38 answers · asked by Keith C 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna ****?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
I'd look good on you.
When does your centerfold come out.
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ***!
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that *** is out of this world.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
2006-11-20 12:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
There is this guy at my local and whenever I see him he uses the same line. " If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me" He really is quite a funny character and the look on his face when he says this is priceless.
Its become a running joke and last week I dared him to try it on a woman that had just walked in, Oh, my god, it worked. We have been laughing about it ever since and the story has become a legend.
2006-11-19 09:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by kate d 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hi. I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples.
2006-11-19 09:59:26 · answer #3 · answered by miyazaki75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here are some of the worst pick up lines I've ever heard:
*That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
*Excuse me. Do you want to shag or should I apologize?
*Smile if you want to sleep with me.
*Would you like to dance or should I go screw myself again?
and last but not least...
*Hey, let's go make some babies.
these are so LAME!
2006-11-19 10:01:54 · answer #4 · answered by kita 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I went to a nightclub one day. I barely hung up my coat and this man from Ireland approaches me and says. " I know you've been watching all night haven't you lass?" I said " Excuse me, I just got here." He then said " come now, come now, I know you want me."Then he proceeded to tell me his name and what hotel he was staying at and asked if I would go with him right now. All this in two minutes after I hung my coat up.
2006-11-19 09:58:32 · answer #5 · answered by queenmaeve172000 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The worst one is
can i use a map? i just got lost in ur eyes i think
2006-11-19 09:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by Lily 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
okay this actually happened yesterday. We were talking about scooby dooy, and who would be the characters. The guy in our group(who was fat, nasty and weird) said "I will be Fred and you can be Daphne, so I can take and violate you, while everyone else is off investigating."
2006-11-19 09:57:23 · answer #7 · answered by Brittany W 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Did it hurt when you fell out of the sky? Cause youve got to be an angel!
2006-11-19 09:58:53 · answer #8 · answered by Korri babe 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Are your pants from Discovery World? 'Cause your butt is out of this world.
2006-11-19 10:01:37 · answer #9 · answered by Poker Face 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey do you have low self esteem or is it that slump just scoliosis
2006-11-19 09:57:24 · answer #10 · answered by katylnn 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋