A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.
The computer operated faultlessly. It sent him a penguin.
a man was on trial for killing his girlfriend
when asked why he did it
he replied "is it better to kill her once or kill 3 men every week?"
The guy was a golf nut. He and a friend were on the green when a funeral procession passed by. The man doffed his cap and stood at attention until the funeral procession was out of sight. His friend asked, "Are you always so touched at the sight of a funeral?" "No," he answered as he swung at the ball. "That was my wife. We would have been married twenty-seven years tomorrow."
2006-11-19 09:51:18 · 14 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i ahd to re read it severl times but they did make me smile and iwas force to use my brain... wich i dont do often so thanks
2006-11-19 09:59:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Drole..sorry.
2006-11-19 09:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by spackler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Funny
2006-11-19 09:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Patches 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but kinda predictable. but hey atleast u trying to spread a smile :-)
2006-11-19 10:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that the first one is funny but the others i don't understand
2006-11-19 09:55:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i found most of them quite dull
2006-11-19 09:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by dislexic1yen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first two were kinda funny, but other than that.... BOO
2006-11-19 10:43:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing!
2006-11-19 10:18:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile!
2006-11-19 09:54:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok☺
2006-11-19 11:07:56 · answer #10 · answered by nina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋