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I was talking to Mike Tyson the other day. I told him he was a big fat useless black bugger that couldn't take on the likes of Julian Clarey. I'm f**ked if I know what he said because I put the phone down on him !!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-19 09:45:02 · 14 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

you had better get out of town fast

2006-11-19 10:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Reminds me of the guy who asked his friend if he talks to his wife after having sex.
"sure!" he answers ," Whenever there's a free phone"

2006-11-19 10:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by mindtelepathy 5 · 0 0

hey I was there and saw the whole thing! But you forgot the part where he kept calling you back so you had to turn off your phone.

2006-11-19 09:51:46 · answer #3 · answered by PANDABEAR 5 · 0 0

Naughty!

2006-11-19 10:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah mate, I talked to him last week and I said he was a puss for being blacked out by Buster Douglas, he just started crying like a wee girl, so I told him to come round to mine for lunch.

He sat ther and cried again, so I kicked him up and down the living room before dragging him out the front lawn and kicking the seven bells out his black ***.

Does this mean I'm heavy weight Champion of the world??

YES IT DOES!!!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-19 09:50:13 · answer #5 · answered by L6 3 · 1 2

Ha ha f*cking hah , brill mate , best iv heard for ages !

2006-11-19 09:50:40 · answer #6 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0 0

...and here i was thinking i was going to get a good joke for the night..

2006-11-19 10:01:55 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 4 · 0 0

u had better keep ur ears covered from now on then......

2006-11-23 09:45:58 · answer #8 · answered by maze 3 · 0 0

I hope you withheld your number...

2006-11-19 09:49:43 · answer #9 · answered by Polo 7 · 0 0

yah right

2006-11-19 09:47:19 · answer #10 · answered by what?! 3 · 0 0

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