Did you laugh just a little:)
Politically Correct Terms For Cat Owners:
My cat does not barf hairballs he is a floor/rug redecorator
My cat does not break things she helps gravity do its job
My cat does not fear dogs they are merely sprint practice tools
My cat does not gobble she eats with alacrity
My cat does not scratch he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator
My cat does not yowl he is singing off-key
My cat is not a "shedding machine" she is a hair relocation stylist
My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile" she enjoys the proximity of food
My cat is not a bed hog he is a mattress appreciator
My cat is not a chatterbox she is advising me on what to do next
My cat is not a dope addict she is catnip appreciative
My cat is not a lap fungus he is bed selective
My cat is not a pest she is attention deprived
My cat is not a ruthless hunter she is a wildlife control expert
My cat is not evil she is badness enhanced
My cat is not fat he is mass enhanced
My cat is not hydrophobic she has an inability to appreciate moisture
My cat is not lazy he is motivationally challenged
My cat is not underfoot she is leading me to my next destination (the food dish!)
2006-11-19 09:17:30 · 15 answers · asked by Goldylocks 5 in Pets ➔ Cats
Have you also seen the Bad Kitty website?
It "is a list of phrases cat ownees should get their naughty pets to write on a blackboard a la Bart Simpson"
Just like your list some of the ones on the site are hilarious.
http://www.badpets.net/BadPets/BadKitty.html
Hope you enjoy it.
2006-11-19 12:16:38 · answer #1 · answered by Solow 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think cat lovers are unsocial people, maybe that is why you got a violation. They don't have a sense of humor and say dog lovers hate cats for stupid reasons. they get too butthurt about the simplest things a person says about their precious cats.
2016-03-29 01:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got five kitty and set them down to explain these things but i can't hold their attention that long , I think i need that ADD medicine
2006-11-19 16:38:11 · answer #3 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cat is not finicky she has a selective taste palette.
I agree, this is cute!
2006-11-19 10:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by MasLoozinIt76 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My cat is not indecisive, she is perfecting my door opening skills.
OK, so it wasn't a question you asked, but it did make me laugh.
Most excellent!
2006-11-19 09:27:13 · answer #5 · answered by kcpaull 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
My cat does not bite, he is calculating my body fat levels.
2006-11-19 09:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by Dreamer 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
My cat is not psyhcotic, she's just picky.
My cat is not hard to please, she just likes to help me to practice my mental skills so I don't get bored.
This game may be better than "Answers"
2006-11-19 09:38:10 · answer #7 · answered by character 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yes, that's funny.
My cat doesn't tear up (and eat) my houseplants--she prunes them.
2006-11-19 09:25:10 · answer #8 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
i agree with rulywarri. my dog do not fight with cats. he is merely dancing with them.
2006-11-19 09:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by jh4everl 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
EXACTLY A CAT
2006-11-19 10:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by x55xm 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋