Cancer..............sorry!
2006-11-19 08:58:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some people are so touchy, bollocks then.
2006-11-20 14:22:26 · update #1
That's a hard one... You are so cute.
2006-11-19 09:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
You're one sorry idiot! My friends in England cannot be extradited; they're 100% Brits! They're also a lot more educated than you will ever hope to be (one teaches at Cambridge) and the other is a Barrister. THEY think you're a sorry sod! I agree. End of communication! Take all the cheap shots you feel your childish (puerile) mind needs to satisfy your little ego; "Deaf, dumb and blind" jokes mixed/sprinkled with cancer humor...? That's says it all, mister.
2006-11-19 17:10:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
A pinball machine (remember the song?)
2006-11-19 17:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by MegD22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God appeared to the kid, and the kid heard His voice.
God told him that he didn't have to listen to all the stupid remarks of the world around him.
God told him that he was smart because he didn't have to think the stupid thoughts of others.
God told him that he could see what others with sight couldn't see, for they were really the blind.
That... was the greatest gift the kid got for Christmas.
2006-11-19 17:13:20 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
That is horrible!!!!! My friend has cancer and I really dont appreciate this joke AT ALL. If you knew it was bad why did you post it. I hope you realize you offended more than just a few people.
2006-11-19 18:43:33 · answer #5 · answered by Em 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Lets hope you get lots of what you deserve for christmas!
2006-11-19 17:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have put some sick jokes on here before but That's the most terrible joke i have ever heard,
It's so disgusting i'm gonna text it to every one i know, thanks
Well done
Got any more?
2006-11-19 17:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's as bad as, 'What's pink and hard and makes women scream in the morning?' Cot death.
2006-11-19 17:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cancer isn't just for Christmas! - it's for life (or death)
Dibs on the bumper sticker!
(see, there IS someone out there who's got the same sick sense of humour as you!)
2006-11-19 17:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A pinball machine, because he sure plays a mean pinball. L.O.L.
2006-11-19 17:01:49 · answer #10 · answered by Phil P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope you're wrong. He got a pinball machine, and a crown.
2006-11-19 18:01:16 · answer #11 · answered by PANDABEAR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋