How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she bring it.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man told me".....
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling through the front door which do you let in first?
The dog of course he will shut up when he gets in.....
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90%!
Its called wedding cake..
Please add some more if you like.!!!!!!!!
2006-11-19 08:51:54 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why is the bride always smiling as the walks down the Aisle?
she knows she's given her last BJ
2006-11-19 08:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Hey Boricua..what a poofy avatar you have, that explains your poofy opinion, its a joke you big fairy, get in the spirit and you just might get your first girlfriend
What is worse than a male chauvanist Pig ?
A woman who knows it all
Women are like floor tiles
If you lay them well the first time, you can spend the next few years walking all over them
Why do women close their eyes when you are having sex with them?
Cos they cant bear to see a man having a good time
Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
The washing machine doesn't drip when youve put your load in it
2006-11-19 10:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
right back atchya...
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why do men marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
What's the difference between a man a yoghurt?
Yoghurt has culture.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better!
What are a man's three favourite words to say to his woman?
"While you're up..."
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.
What has an IQ of seven?
Eight men.
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra. You've nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear pants, don't you?
What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
2006-11-23 00:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Boricua, why don't you grow a pair and show some male pride?!
Of course men are better than women. Why do you think women get paid less?
2006-11-19 14:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by gungrave4531 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
totally excellent
why did the woman cross the road?
who cares i want to know who let her out of the kitchen
why do women have smaller feet than men?
so they can get closer to the sink
why do women have legs?
have you seen the mess snails make
2006-11-19 09:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is the difference between a woman and a jacket???
-Nothing, both live on somebody's shoulders....
2006-11-19 09:08:05 · answer #6 · answered by ujku p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MEN ARE LIKE BANK ACCOUNTS...
WITHOUT A LOT OF MONEY, THEY DON'T GENERATE MUCH INTEREST!
MEN ARE LIKE LAWNMOWERS...
HARD TO GET STARTED, THEY ADMIT NOXIOUS ODOURS, AND HALF THE TIME THEY DON'T WORK!
MEN ARE LIKE HIGH HEELS...
THEY'RE EASY TO WALK ON ONCE YOU GET THE HANG OF
IT!
MENS' BRAINS ARE LIKE THE PRISON SYSTEM...
NOT ENOUGH CELLS!
MEN ARE LIKE LAVA LAMPS...
FUN TO LOOK AT BUT NOT THAT BRIGHT!
MEN ARE LIKE PUBLIC TOILETS...
ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE ENGAGED AND THE ONLY ONES LEFT ARE FULL OF CRAP!
Need I say more girls???
2006-11-19 09:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course god created man 1st, everyone needs practice before they create a master piece!
2006-11-19 08:59:40 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
How do you know when a man is lying?
His lips are moving!
2006-11-19 09:04:53 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing...you've told her twice!
What do you say to a man...
Nothing...they don't listen anyway!
What do you say to a man?
Anything you like...they don't listen anyway!
2006-11-19 09:18:48 · answer #10 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋