.. to begin my letter is it
Dear Mr Harry ( the chainsaw ) McViolent
or Dear Chainsaw
or dear Mr McViolent ?
2006-11-19 08:21:23 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Dear Joe the Squeeze,
I'd like to discuss this matter with you in person.
I'll be bringing Vasily, a member of the Moscow Mafia with me. He's an ace shot, handy with a stiletto and knows quite a lot about poisons.
Looking forward to a final meeting,
Yours very sincerely,
2006-11-19 19:52:54 · answer #1 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you are smart enough to have left the country or at least the state that this shark works in. Very good first move. Your second smart move was to work anonymously via the internet. No doubt your third smart move will be to have some street person mail the letter from an undisclosed mailbox. These 3 "Smart moves" still will never equal the EXTREMELY STUPID initial move of borrowing from a loan shark in the first place!! I suggest you forget the letter as, with interest accumulating at 100% each day you will never be able to pay up in full. Change your name, use any cash you might have used to repay him to have a transgender operation and join a convent. Then maybe he won't find you and you can just move forward.
2006-11-19 09:36:11 · answer #2 · answered by Wifeforlife 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say Dear Sir. I wouldn't dare to use any kind salutation if he's a loan shark and he's got a name like this.
2006-11-19 09:11:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go on line and bookmark sites for restorative dentistry and orthopedic surgery, and if yu have any sense; Dear person I am writing from halfway across the world:
2006-11-19 08:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by ValleyViolet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't write him a letter, you go to the police if hes threatening you, hes breaking the law demanding money with violence.
2006-11-19 09:35:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A letter? Are you telling me you owe money to somone without internet access? Who is this Fagin?
2006-11-19 09:03:13 · answer #6 · answered by Stephen F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get plastic surgery quick, change your name, get a new social security number and get into a witness protection program.
2006-11-19 13:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by Contessa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you like cos either way he wont like it. Make sure you have your organ donor card with you when you see him
2006-11-19 08:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave the country
2006-11-19 08:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hope to make future paysments soon
2006-11-19 08:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by jesse-dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋