Mine isn't so much the sticker itself but the situation.
There was a vehicle with a magnet strip that read "Keep kids alive, Drive 25". The driver was getting a sobriety test!
2006-11-19 08:14:32 · 28 answers · asked by ♥N,K,E&DJ'§ Mommy♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was wondering why it kept getting bigger and bigger and then it hit me!!!
2006-11-19 08:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by dAwN 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Mine was really a label
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable
2006-11-19 09:11:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to work with a rather large guy at a department store, and he had a bumper sticker that read "fat people are harder to kidnap".....that got a chuckle! Normally I would find it offensive, but it was a big guy with that sticker, soooooo......
2006-11-19 08:21:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My sticker says: "I used to have special powers, but my therapists took them away".
The other one I had was: "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most".
Also, "Humans aren't the only species on earth, we just act like we are."
2006-11-19 08:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by dhalia_1977 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one, here are my 2 # ones
I brake for hallucinations
I brake for no f cking reason
2006-11-19 10:08:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
same thing with me
i saw a bumper sticker that said "I stop for trains"
I thought it was incomplete, it should have read, "My dad, god rest his soul, did not. But I stop for trains."
I can see the ones that say I stop at RR crossings. "I STOP FOR TRAINS"??? duh...
My personal fav is "If you dont like the way i drive, stay off the sidewalk"
peace
2006-11-19 08:20:31 · answer #6 · answered by whacky doodler 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ha, that's funny!
I think my favorite was either "Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?" or the little fish with legs and Darwin written inside it. That cracked me up. I don't know why.
2006-11-19 08:16:07 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
females love exclamation factors!!! (yet they hate periodsx) why clutter? only shove it up your @$$ drugs lead nowhere yet its the scenic path breast inspection forward (please have em out) i be afflicted by CRS (cant submit to in thoughts $hit) only given which you have one it doesnt recommend you gotta be one quityerbitchin what could scooby do? and your cry infant, whiney-@$$ opinion could be? do i thoughts in case you smoke? do you thoughts if i fart?
2016-10-22 09:13:27 · answer #8 · answered by kreitzer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush is listening
use big words
2006-11-19 10:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw one that said do you have car insurance if not get behind me so i can slam on my brakes. it made me crack up
2006-11-19 14:10:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw one that cracked me up...it said "Help support our policemen, beat yourself up!" and another that said "I have no coffee, doughnuts or big tit$, so just write the damn ticket!"
2006-11-19 08:39:19 · answer #11 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋