I'm making a pizza.. tell me what you think?

Question

I'm going to add a double layer of crust, triple thick cheese, pepperoni, peppers, black olives, green olives, sausage, mushroom, chicken, barbeque sauce, hot sauce, lettuce, tomato, jalapenos, pork, french fries, ham, turkey, pinapple, cherry, strawberry, apple, carrots, potatoes, green beans, beef, rice, noodles, walnuts, seaweed, then I'm going to deep fry it in oil and add a layer of cheese, peppers, onions, and meat. How does this sound?

I know it's missing something

Answer 1

I want a slice I am coming over at 6:00 P.M lol.

Answer 2

seaweed lmao... it would be good if you took away the mushroom, lettuce, tomato, jalapeno, pork, french fries, green olives, ham, turkey, pineapple, cherry, strawberry, apple, carrots, potatoes, green beans, black olives, beef rice, noodles, walnuts, and seaweed lol...

now if you wanted to use some of those ingredients to make different pizza you would use:

for a hawaiian pizza
ham, pineapple, and cherry

for a cheeseburger pizza
ground beef, mozzarella, and a little cheddar

for a meat lovers pizza
chicken, pepperoni, ground beef, chopped bacon, and sausage

for a barbecue chicken pizza
use the barbecue sauce in replace if the tomato sauce, top it with chicken, and mozzarella

for a spicy pizza
use the hot sauce in replace of the tomato sauce, and top it with the jalapenos, and spicy sausage

for a veggie pizza
black olive, green olive, carrot, broccoli, tomato, seaweed if you desire lol

Answer 3

i hope you've attempted making this before, because with a list of these ingredients it seems that the fruits wont cook down as well with the other vegetables and such. i'm not sure it will work properly though because potatoes, strawberries and apples also carrots, all have very different cooking temperatures and times. so i'm ot positive that they will work together while some being perfectly cooked while others still quite raw...also i hope you're cooking it as a panzerotti because the cheese will burn very quickly if on the outside of the crust wilst the crust isn't cooked yet, but good luck with it! and i'm sure if you try enough prototypes you'll find the perfect recipe!

Answer 4

Unless you're adding rather small portions of each of these items, you're going to have a soggy and heavy pizza. The mushrooms, lettuce, green beans, strawberries and seaweed all contain a lot of moisture, not to mention the moisture content of some of the other items. And you have a lot of grease that will be added to it as well from the meat items.

It's usually best to have at the most 6 to 9 items on a pizza to avoid these problems.

Edit: In answer to your additional details of "I know it's missing something":

Yep, a crane to lift it out of the oven with.

Answer 5

Hey, real nice answer to the woman who nicely asked for the recipe for broccoli cheese soup. Really nice. You really deserve two points for that. NOT! She asked a legitimate question and you had to be rude.


Oh, nice question by you as well. Very intelligent.

Answer 6

I really dont think that recipe will work out to well. You will probably have to eat it with a serving spoon.

Answer 7

It sounds like a big delicious heart attack in the making!

Knock yourself out!

Answer 8

it sounds like an over stuffed delux pizza good luck with it and let me know how it tasts

Answer 9

lol, sounds like you may need a triple bypass in the future.

Answer 10

i thought it sounded pretty tasty... til i read about frying it lol. and seaweed is too salty.