A few random questions...?

Question

Questions:
1. How old is old McDonald?
2. Why are Trix only for kids?
3. Should we be "crunchatized" every time we eat Captain Crunch's Cereal?
4. Where did the cow land after he jumped over the moon (in "Hey Diddle Diddle")?
5. Why where the Butcher, the Baker, and the Candlestick Maker in a tub?

Answer 1

cause they all felt like it!

Answer 2

1. unknown- he is kinda like the clown from IT-he stays ageless from eating small children

2. trix are only fro children because bunny rabbit's mommies and daddies cannot aford the sugary over priced breakfast cereals on the market and are afraid their little bunny children will become addicted.

3. Yes, in fact if you are not crunchatized then you should imediatley call you family physican and ask for a physical. It could be due to a inflamation of the crunchious maximus part of the brain and should be treated with antibotics and advil.

4. He in fact did not land. He went into orbit evading the police after the whole dish and spoon incident. While the cat was indited for disturbing the peace, the cow who was his accomplace decided to flee to aviod capture. you can see him on america most wanted.

5. Well many many years ago tubs were very expensive, and you had to walk five miles uphill both ways for water. ten if you needed hot water. After walking so far the butcher the baker and candlestick maker had to take a group bath due to the extreme cost of the tub and also due to if they took baths by themselves then only the first one would get a warm bath.



:)

Answer 3

1. to old for anyone to know
2.Trix is for kids only cause adults dont like the sugar and calories and all that stupid stuff
3.we should be"crunchatized" every time we eat Captain Crunch's Cereal because they all ways do on the commercials
4.the cow landed in a cow slaughterhouse
5.i dont think they even knew why they were in the tub together

Answer 4

1/ Older than Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse.
2/ Because if you eat it after 25 you gain 5 pounds for every handful of the cereal you eat.
3/ No. that would just be annoying.
4/California. Thats where happy cows go.
5/ Crazy threesome.

Answer 5

1. 74
2. Because only kids eat them
3. No
4. He landed on his feet
5. Because the boat sunk

Answer 6

1. 80
2.because its a fruity cereal with a rabbit as its mascot
3.yes
4.he landed in the ocean
5. because they are gey

Answer 7

to old for me to know
kids trix is the only kid ceral thts good
yes we shuld
in a crater
we dont wanna noe y