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why can't you hear mime artists?

2006-11-19 06:55:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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lmao thats hilarious. Heres some more!

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-Why do Doctors call what they do 'practice'?
-Why does rain drops but snow falls?
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-If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is Congress the opposite of progress?
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-If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
-Why don't they call hemmorhoids, "***"teroids?
-If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

2006-11-19 07:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by - - 3lizabeth 3 · 1 0

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2016-11-25 19:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by barreda 4 · 0 0

I think that saying gas to do with emotions.. not literal stuff

2006-11-19 07:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Because they can't speak.

2006-11-19 06:58:40 · answer #4 · answered by SWORD LI 4 · 0 0

Well....good question.........lemme think about that.........;]

2006-11-19 07:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0 0

heehee~

2006-11-19 06:58:06 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny 3 · 0 0

iono.... good one :)

2006-11-19 07:05:10 · answer #7 · answered by Shannizzle 2 · 0 0

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