Would you rather...?

Question

1. Have a high paying job that is really boring, or a low paying job that is really fun?
2. Jump into a vat of piranahs, or sharks?
3. Have a hairline 1/2 an inch above your eyebrows, or a unibrow?
4. Wear a cape for a month without being able to explain why, or wear no shoes and not be able to explain why?
5. Have an 6 inch second toe, or 6 inch thumb?
6. Have a unremovable crust around your eyes, or an unremovable line of white spit on your chin?
7. Crash a party naked or yell swear words at a wedding right before the bride says "I do"
8. Be convicted for robbery, or murder?
9. Have 10 siblings or 1 sibling that has a distorted eye that everyone laughs at?
10. Listen to country music the whole way on a 15 day road trip, or have a relative talk the whole way?

Answer 1

1. I've done the 2nd half too much; it's time for some of the 1st.
2. sharks. you stand at least a chance of survival, espeicially if they're not Great Whites.
3. Unibrow. It would be easier to shave an artificial gap.
4. cape. My feet are sensitive, and it's goinfg to snow soon.
5. Toes. it would be easier to hide.
6. chin. I could color it and make it fashionable.
7. depends on whose wedding
8. depends on whose murder. jk. robbery.
9. 10 siblings.
10. a relative talk.

Answer 2

1. High paying job that is really fun.
2. Neither
3. Unibrow. You can fix that.
4. Cape. It could get cold without shoes.
5. Neither
6. Neither
7. Neither
8. Neither
9. Neither
10. Relative talk. NOTHING is worse than country music!

And if saying "neither" is cheating - well, the questions are rediculus, I tell you, simply rediculus!!! ;)

Answer 3

1. high paying job (i can have fun later with my money.)
2. Sharks
3. unibrow
4. no shoes
5. 6 inch thumb
6. crust
7. crash a party naked
8. robbery
9. 10 siblings
10. have a relative talk.

Answer 4

1-low paying job that is fun
2-piranhas cause they would finish u within 50 seconds
3-a uni-brow cause you could shave the middle bit out
4-wear a cape cause without shoes u couldn't walk outside
5-6 inch thumb
6-neither
7-none, they are both as horrible as each other
8-none, i hate both the same
9-1 sibling cause then i could pay it more attention
10-the relative, i hate music.

Answer 5

High paying
sharks
1/2 hariline
cape
on my chin
swear words
murder
1 sib. or ten i wouldn't mind eiter really
contry music (it's not that bad)

Answer 6

I can't answer. I'm laughing too hard! Where did you come up with this stuff? Thank you!