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So a bloke from the council come round about the rubbish.
Where's your bin?
I've been on Holiday.
No, where's your wheelie bin?
I've wheelie bin on holiday.

2006-11-19 06:46:04 · 22 answers · asked by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

WHAT? I seriously dont understand, speak english!

2006-11-19 06:48:13 · answer #1 · answered by Shannizzle 2 · 0 2

Ha ha ha -- wheelie I've bin there two times too

2006-11-19 06:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1 0

and to add to Dayae J's translation a wheelie bin is what our American cousins would call a dumpster.

2006-11-19 06:56:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

right it extremely is a extra suitable one. A reporter substitute into interviewing a pirate, who had a peg leg, a hook for a hand and a watch patch. He asked how the pirate got here to have those issues. The pirate pronounced "nicely I lost me leg combating a great white shark, the beastie tore my leg off, in the past I shot it. My hand? nicely I had me a sword combat and the different pirate sliced my hand clean off! yet I won the combat. As fer me left eye, there substitute into this seagull, I regarded up and it pooped precise in me eye!" The reporter says "You lost your eye for that?" "Aye", pronounced the pirate "substitute into me first day with the hot hook" A pirate lumbers right into a bar. The bartender says "Why you strolling so humorous?" He says "I gots a guidance wheel in my pants" The bartender says "That could be uncomfortable" The pirate says "it extremely is using me nuts"

2016-11-25 19:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by berson 4 · 0 0

Isn't that an old Benny Hill joke?

2006-11-20 01:48:23 · answer #5 · answered by David 4 · 0 0

translating for ppl:
so a person came around the trash.
where have you been?
i've been on holiday.
no, where have you really been?
I've really been on holiday.

lol!

2006-11-19 06:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ye you said it rubbish silly joke

2006-11-19 07:12:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Old - but funny - a bit like myself!!!

2006-11-19 07:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by franja 6 · 0 0

funny, going to tell my kids that one in the morning.

2006-11-19 07:50:00 · answer #9 · answered by floss 4 · 0 0

stale but it aint that bad. i'd probably do a lot worse

2006-11-19 07:01:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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