Lena was hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
2006-11-19 06:32:08 · 12 answers · asked by akelaamy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together
and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
2006-11-19 06:32:29 · update #1
ROFLMAO thats a good one thumbs up!!
2006-11-19 06:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was great, but wat about this one: one day at a bar, a vantriloquist was doing his act. well, he started making his dummy tell blonde jokes. he was in the the middle of the third joke when a blonde women jumped from her seat and said "I can't take any more of this discrimanation against blondes. It doesn't matter what color hair you have, everyone has an equal chance, and dont want to listen to these sterio types anymore." Imediatly, the vantriloquist starts apologizing and the blonde lady says, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to the little jerk on your knee!"
That is one of my favorite blonde jokes, and I will use yours too!
2006-11-19 14:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by Look into the Air 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
great one...how about this one:
Why does a Blonde Nurse carry a red pen??
In case she has to draw blood!
2006-11-19 14:52:42 · answer #3 · answered by Cooljerk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too what I think she heard wrong.. But I surely think she was a blonde
2006-11-19 14:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by lovelylady12 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my EX-wife!
I have the scars to prove it!!
2006-11-19 21:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg! that is very funny it sounds like something this blonde in my class would do... LOL âº
2006-11-19 15:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by i♥basketball 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O my Gosh that is so funny
2006-11-19 14:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by Emma 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaahh that is funny!!1
2006-11-19 14:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by Shannizzle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-19 14:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by oh my gosh! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2006-11-19 15:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by ferniemagernie7 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋