You are not perfect like the rest of us. We will Have to transform you so that you too can spread Christ's message of peace and love for everybody except for those homosexual abominations, adulterous whores, unpaptised babies and bastard children. We can HELP you. We can FIX you. Coffee? D-D-Decaf? {ERROR} YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL AND I WILL LAUGH AT YOU FROM SAINT PETER'S GOLDEN GATES WITH MERCILESS GLEE BECAUSE JESUS HAS COMMANDED US TO LOVE THE SIN AND HATE THE SINNER DRINK THE FRIGGEN COFFEE SO WE CAN FIX YOU YOU DON'T WANT TO BURN IN HELL DO YOU? NOBODY WANTS TO BURN IN HELL GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO BURN IN HELL, JESUS LOVES YOU HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO BURN IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
2006-11-19 06:05:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think you need a new battery.
2006-11-19 06:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Why would anyone laugh when another is in trouble? Why would you love the sin, but not the sinner? We are commanded to love all of God's children. Everyone sins - none is 'good' enough to get to heaven on their own. As for unbaptized babies? The thief on the cross next to Jesus was saved without baptism. Those sweet children that have left this earth are already with Him. As for coffee - I like mine with a little Coffee Mate, freshly ground - French Roast is the best. I'm not going to burn in Hell. First, Hell does not have fire and brimstone - the Lake of Fire has fire and brimstone - Hell will be thrown into the Lake of Fire, but Hell itself is a place where the Lord God has removed His presence - Hell is a place without God - in darkness - it's a sad place! I won't be there.
2006-11-19 14:17:32 · answer #2 · answered by padwinlearner 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus teaches us to love everyone. Read the Bible again. Don't give yourself too much credit. You can't fix anything. Only God can do that. You won't laugh from anywhere because you will be in awe of the Lord almighty's power and glory if you are there.
2006-11-19 14:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by Chad H 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
So, is this what you think the Christian message is all about? If that is what you are asking, the answer is "no, it isn't". In fact, in my 40 years as a believer, having lived in three countries, and having been in Christian circles most of that time, I have never in my life met a Christian who displayed that attitude, even taking into account that it is a caricature.
2006-11-19 14:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Ed 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Gotta wonder if these guys ever saw Stepford Wives? Quite hilarious.
And I gotta add that if it's between hell and the heaven some christians refer to, I'd choose hell to get away from them and their creepiness. Note I said some christians. Not all christians. Just like some catholics' heaven would make me openly welcome hell. And etc etc, on and down the line with all religions.
2006-11-19 14:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by spirenteh 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Your words and actions are too vindictive and judgmental to be in anyway Christlike. I have a feeling that I will be seeing you from the window of my corner office in hell.
I might not be a Christian, but at least I am not a raving hypocrite.
2006-11-19 14:08:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
it was interesting to read "u will burn in hell" followed by "jesus loves u"
this is a cannibalic love
2006-11-19 14:15:29 · answer #7 · answered by Ouzian4ever 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chill !!!!!! are you for real????????
Most of the things you say are "HORRIBLE" B*****d children??
You don't sound very christain to me????
You sound more like a very unpleasant person,don't come on here and preach your C**P we don't want to hear it
2006-11-20 04:44:49 · answer #8 · answered by T - C - B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, baby, you need to switch to decaf and get off the cocaine.
2006-11-19 14:30:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is NOT necessary to take a hammer and get somebody to Christ this way. You need to spread the word and plant the seed, not take a hammer and hammer the Lord into their head.
2006-11-19 14:09:10 · answer #10 · answered by Sylvia 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Mrs. David Israel, I presume?
2006-11-19 15:46:28 · answer #11 · answered by Charlevoix Blue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋