Out for a run one fine spring morning in Central Park, Bob the Jogger spotted a brand new tennis ball.
Seeing no one around, he stooped over, picked it up and slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
After finishing his run around the reservoir, he headed back to his apartment, pausing only momentarily at Central Park West to wait for the light to change.
A blond standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.
"What's that?" she asked.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh, my goodness," said the blond sympathetically, "I can only imagine how painful that must be..... I once had tennis elbow."
2006-11-19 06:01:01 · 13 answers · asked by akelaamy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
goooood
at last, one i've never heard before!!!
2006-11-19 06:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bahahahaha, an original joke! Kudos to also typing in a manner that was readable by anyone with intelligence =)
2006-11-19 06:14:39 · answer #2 · answered by OMG. It's Laura. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! Sounds like something I'd say to someone if they said something like that to me. And I'm a brunette. Only I'd probably be joking.
2006-11-19 06:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-11-19 06:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're the finest! (a part- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes searching on the orange juice can because it reported: "concentration..." Blondie replaced into hypnotized. "100% organic" clean, orange you? = )
2016-11-29 06:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad it wasn't a basketball.
2006-11-19 06:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
"bob the jogger"
i love it.
♥
2006-11-19 06:04:10 · answer #7 · answered by pshhhhhhhhlizzz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dear,The Joke is just cool!
2006-11-19 06:04:08 · answer #8 · answered by fellow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that was funny. (no really)....I love blonde jokes. answer my Qs now lol
2006-11-19 06:04:35 · answer #9 · answered by Fearfully & wonderfully made 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like :)
2006-11-19 06:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋