tell me somting funny plz?

Answer 1

This joke is called: Wrong E-mail Address

A LESSON to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without noticing his error, sent the e-mail to the wrong address.

Meanwhile.... somewhere in Houston... a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13, 2004
Subject: I have Arrived!

Dearest Love:

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. i see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and I look forward to seeing you then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S..... Sure is freaking hot down here!

Answer 2

Three men a German, Mexican, and Blonde guy worked construction. Every day they took their lunch break high in the air sitting on the scaffold. So the German man opened his lunch up and says,"Oh....if I get sausage and sauerkraut tomorrow I swear I'm going to jump!", The Mexican man opens his lunch and says, "Oh....if I get tacos tomorrow I swear I am going to jump with you." Then the Blonde guy opens his lunch and says, "Uh if I get a sandwich tomorrow I'll jump, too." Okay tomorrow rolls around and it is lunch. The German man opens his lunch it's sausage and sauerkraut so blip he jumps to the ground below and his ultimate death. The Mexican opens his lunch up only to find tacos; so he also jumps to the ground and his ultimate death. Now the Blonde guy opens his lunch and yes it is a sandwich. Like the other two men he jumps to the ground and his ultimate death. Since they all worked together they had their funerals all together. The wife of the German man was crying and said oh if I'd only known he was tired of sausage and sauerkraut I'd of fixed sausage and potatoes. The Mexican woman was being consoled as she sobbed unstoppable and said if I'd known he was tired of tacos I'd of fixed him a burrito. Everyone turned and looked at the Blonde guys wife who quietly stood in what appeared to be disgust.....WHAT????she said, "He fixed his own lunch!"

Don't ya love it?

Answer 3

somting funny

Answer 4

Why couldn't the bird fly through the window?
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Because it was closed.

Answer 5

farts