As they meet they collide head on, and both cars are wrecked..miraculously both men get out the car un scathed, and thank Jesus for their lucky escape...After which, the Englishman pulls an unopened 15 year old bottle of whisky from his glove compartment and says to the Scotsman "We are so lucky to be alive, lets celebrate" and hands the bottle to the Scotsman, who opens it and gulps down half the bottle, then passes it to the Englishman who says "No thanks, I am waiting for the police to arrive"
2006-11-19 05:42:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
David M...were you starved of oxygen at birth? people driving towards each other are travelling in opposite directions..e.g. one is heading North, the other South...go back to school my friend, its hardly rocket science is it
2006-11-19 09:40:21 · update #1
Quatt...there you go again, negative comments when all around you give posotive comments, what are you a tax inspector or an undertaker? Pull that pole out your butt and get yourself a more in touch sense of humour
2006-11-19 09:43:09 · update #2
good joke take no heed to quatt 47's reply, I bet he laughed first time he heard it.
It doesn't matter how you change the occupants the moral of the story remains the same, if you had put other occupants in the car you would have probably got a reply that someone heard it as an englishman and a scotsman. Thank you for your time posting a very good joke. Keep posting, that is the only reason I turn up daily.
Happy posting all you jokers out there.
2006-11-19 06:30:29 · answer #1 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAhaha HAhahahaha
2016-05-22 03:48:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me, I have to go to the store and get a pint for my glove box, I guess the good stuff is appropriate.
BTW, I love it.
2006-11-19 05:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ....Its very difficult to get rid of ones basic nature, both were trying to stick to their nature, even in one of the worst adversity of their life, which they have come accross few minutes back !! True human beings sticking to their principles !!!
Ha Ha Ha ....too funny and hilarious !!!
2006-11-19 06:00:44 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very old one. I've heard it in many guises with the participants being a priest and a hot-rodder, a woman and an off duty policeman and so on.
2006-11-19 05:45:08 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha ha ha - oh my - I am having a hard time breathing and seeing here - can't stop laughing..... ahhh - now I need a drink!! LOL
2006-11-19 06:05:13 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best joke i have herd all day thanx!
2006-11-19 07:45:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! good one..a.nd your the evil dude... from the question before that said ' crulest pracricle joke ever'
2006-11-19 05:48:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if both cars are wrecked why didn't the bottle of whisky get wrecked too
2006-11-19 05:52:38 · answer #9 · answered by freaky gardener 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahha thats a really good one
I like it
2006-11-19 05:51:48 · answer #10 · answered by ;-) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋