Five Americans boarded a train just behind five Jews, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Jews piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called"Tickets, please!" and one of the Jews slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Jews came out and took their seats. The Americans were tremendously impressed by the Jews' ingenuity. On the trip back, the five Americans decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Jews had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Jews piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Americans into the other. Then one of the Jews leaned out, knocked on the Americans stall and called "Ticket, Please!" When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door
2006-11-19 05:31:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Quatt.. your political correctness is what is stifling good comedy these days dont be such a bore..as for your joke, i heard that about a year ago
2006-11-19 09:28:17 · update #1
Vijay, you are the foolish one, have you never been on a train before, the ticket inspector would expect 1 person to be in the toilet, so 1 ticket shoved under the door would be enough to satisfy him....why am I explaining, you are clearly a buffoon with an under developed sense of humour
2006-11-19 09:31:47 · update #2
in one brill
2006-11-19 08:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good but a bit racist.
I remember a story about a train travelling through occupied france in WWII. There were no corridors and the compartment contained four passengers, a beautiful French girl, one of those old hags with a black shawl you see sat at the side of the road in Summer, a young frenchman wearing a beret and a striped jersey and a German SS Officer.
As the train trundled through the countryside it passed through a long tunnel and the compartment was plunged into darkness. Suddenly there was the sound of kissing followed almost immediately by the sound of a loud smack on human flesh.
When the train emerged from the darkness the German officer was sat holding his face, which boasted a black eye and a burst nose with blood streaming down.
The four passengers sat in silence, each with their own thoughts.
The old hag thought.
"Ah, that German. Whilst we were in the tunnel he kiss the young girl and she hit him. Good for her, vive la France."
The beautiful French girl thought.
"How strange. We go into the tunnel and the German kisses the old hag, who has hit him, when he could have kissed me!"
The German, nursing his bloody nose thought.
"That lucky French swine. We go into the tunnel, he kisses the girl and she thinks it's me, so she hits me."
The young Frenchman smiles as he thinks.
"You go into a tunnel, kiss the back of your hand, thump a German, and nobody says anything!"
2006-11-19 13:56:49 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Foolish!!! If five Jews were hiding in one toilet, why need a ticket? If they are caught, then they will have to face the consequences. Else, they dont need the tickets at all!!
2006-11-19 13:59:25 · answer #3 · answered by Vijay_Srini 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Cute.
2006-11-19 13:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by De DE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-11-19 14:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
truly original brilliant xx
2006-11-19 13:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol smart jews
2006-11-19 13:37:03 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Took me two reads, sorry, but ha ha ha!!!
2006-11-19 13:34:49 · answer #8 · answered by florence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww that aint right...but its funny
2006-11-19 13:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by JeNnYfUr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good but what is your question?
2006-11-19 13:45:22 · answer #10 · answered by Cream tea 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋