2006-11-19 04:36:12 · 24 answers · asked by freddy197120032003 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i live in deal in kent and on the way to the next town (sandwich) there is a small village called Ham. True. The signpost has Ham and Sandwich on it in that order
2006-11-19 04:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by anni333 2 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Mine isn't a sign post. But we had a bird flu scare here (ended up just being more west nile) . And there was a vet of another language. His specialty is poultry and birds. He was running blood tests for farm birds really cheaply and making a killing. And it was no secret around here this guy doesn't know much English. But he decided he wanted the English market too one day and the advertisement outside his business was, "Get your c*cks checked here. $15.00." Clearly, the poor guy asked the wrong person for help.
2006-11-19 12:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by ♥N,K,E&DJ'§ Mommy♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i was in corfu greece last year and came across a hotel with a sign stating all of the ammenities it had to offer, amongst the list there was swimming poo, poo bar with snacks and to top it off you could have a lovelly game of poo on there very own poo table,what a laugh, we even took a photo so that the family could see for themselves...i think some needed to buy an english dictionary....
2006-11-19 14:48:28 · answer #3 · answered by superyido76 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All genuine:
Danger- this sign has sharp edges (that is all that was on the sign)
This building is alarmed (What on earth scared that poor building?!)
Make sure you can cross this field in 9 seonds cos the bull can do it in 10
Not a sign but in Fuertaventura there is a supermarket and, i kid you not, the letters 'u, a, r, k, e and t' were all in darkness. the illuminated letters splet a rude word. that surely cant be a coincedence?!
Best one though- on a childs Superman costume: Warning- does not enable wearer to fly!
2006-11-19 13:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by Jamie F 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
go to www.metacafe.com and search for a video title 'wacky signs', it shows you some weird and funny real signposts around the world.
2006-11-19 12:41:50 · answer #5 · answered by hirzi 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well I've seen tonnes on the web but the best one I've seen in real life is one where someone took of half the letters to make it read "an old cat" but then it was repaired so I'm kinda annoyed now. it was bloody funny.
2006-11-19 13:26:17 · answer #6 · answered by fae 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There's one up on a shop wall in my town that has an arrow pointing which says "Chiropodist - 30 feet"
2006-11-19 13:51:11 · answer #7 · answered by Cream tea 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When traveling along a long stretch of road "Burrma Shave" Had a series of signs that made up small poems. The one I remember is "He lit a match, to check his tank, now they call him, skinless Frank...Burma Shave.
2006-11-19 12:49:31 · answer #8 · answered by sluggo1947 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
At a cleaners - "Balfords Cleaners"
Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention!!
at a gas station - "Kids with gas, eat free"
at a store-" Babies and Children"
"Buy 2 get 3 free"
2006-11-19 13:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by kerri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw a sign for Christmas trees once it read:
XMAS TREES FOR SLAE
i thought it was funny the link being slae and sleigh
2006-11-19 12:51:28 · answer #10 · answered by jabelite 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋