Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me the truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."
2006-11-19 03:34:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great story. I'm sharing it with friends.
2006-11-19 04:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by the shadow knows 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good........... A year or two earlier he had nearly drowned in the local swimming pool, but Peter dragged him over to the edge and was giving him artificial respiration. The pool attendant came up and said 'Would you mind taking his **** out of the water, you're emptying the bloody pool'..............
2006-11-19 11:41:54 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ive heard that one but still funny!
2006-11-19 12:04:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I think I've heard it before, but not very often...
2006-11-19 11:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...very amusing
2006-11-19 11:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol
2006-11-19 11:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
comic genius i love it xx
hiya welshchic
2006-11-19 11:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa?
sort of funny
2006-11-19 11:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
to answer your question - only in Irish car bombs
2006-11-19 11:37:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL, very hilarious!!!!
2006-11-19 11:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋