Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.After 20 years,wife turns on the light ,and finds him holding a vibrator.She goes ballistic.
`You impotent b******d! How could you lie to me all these years?`
Husband looks her straight in the eye and calmly says `i'll explain the toy,if you explain the kids`
2006-11-19 03:31:19 · 21 answers · asked by nicky dakiamadnat600bugmunchsqig 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Must have been a rampant rabbit !
2006-11-19 03:33:07 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget > to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
2006-11-25 06:09:29 · answer #2 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
talk on your physician and enable your physician tell him that he will harm you and your infant and he could kill you, so bypass away you on my own. physician ought to tell you the two to sleep in separate beds until you grant and alter into waiting to look after him. He shouldn't come close on your mattress earlier 40 days after turning in the baby. If he ever hurts you badly, your docs checklist can get you a protracted harm by utilising putting him in penitentiary.
2016-10-22 08:54:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like both have got a lot of explaining to do! Funny!
2006-11-19 03:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant: Paddy's wife gave birth to triplets so Paddy went out with his shotgun looking for the other two men..............
2006-11-19 03:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-11-19 03:36:49 · answer #6 · answered by Leader Desslok 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah works every time keep it up mate !
2006-11-19 03:43:47 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like the joke.
2006-11-19 04:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old news, but still makes me giggle!
Thanks!
2006-11-19 03:32:47 · answer #9 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajaja nice joke
2006-11-19 03:35:34 · answer #10 · answered by Nena E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋