2006-11-19 03:31:10 · 16 answers · asked by MICKEY M 3 in Beauty & Style ➔ Hair
I read a psychic can lead you to a direction.
2006-11-19 04:51:01 · update #1
Yes, of course. Just follow these simple steps:
1. Go through old family photos and decide which one of your dead ancestors had the nicest hair
2. Ask the psychic of your choice to get in touch with the spirit of your dead ancestor with the nice hair
3. Out of respect for the dead, first inquire how grandad's afterlife is going. Don't interrupt the old timer's rambling stories with remarks about how much this casual chitchat is costing you per minute - that would be kinda rude.
4. When he is done telling you about his arthritis-free Viagraless romp in the hay with the etherial Marilyn Monroe, ask grandad nicely to let you borrow his hair. Afterall, he doesn't need it anymore.
5. Have the psychic transfer the desired coiffure to you from over the river Styx.
6. Don't forget to get everyone's signatures on the transfer-of-property paperwork - prevent later litigation with a resident of another realm. Remember that there's a risk of losing your soul in legal disputes with the dead.
7. Submit to a brief session of hypnosis. (This is essential in order that you may be fully convinced that the desired hair is really yours now.)
8. Hand to the psychic her monetary compensation. This is likely to be equivalent to the nest egg grandpa left you when he died. Don't forget to get a receipt for tax purposes.
2006-11-19 05:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by gnomee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you can do that all on your own. A psychic can't make things happen. They might have intuition on a particular issue but they can't help things occur.
You can use special products that will assist you, YOU have the power and the positive outlook you can do anything.
what do you need done?
I hope your own inner power will give you what you desire.
good Luck
2006-11-19 11:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by Spirit_Rain_3-SunShineAries 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
2006-11-19 11:35:50 · answer #3 · answered by alycat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I predict a straightening iron in your future. lol
2006-11-19 11:37:23 · answer #4 · answered by leahcutie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but take a look at scalpmed.com
Worth a shot.
2006-11-19 11:38:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she makes a wig appear, yeah.
2006-11-19 11:33:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think a hairdresser might do you more good.....
2006-11-19 11:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell yes, they may also increase your I.Q. to 2!
2006-11-19 11:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by tattie_herbert 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
If he's a hairdresser.
2006-11-19 11:33:21 · answer #9 · answered by epbr123 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't see that happening anytime soon.
2006-11-19 11:39:56 · answer #10 · answered by promark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋