He drives to his nans house to help console her.
On arriving his nan tells him that his grandfather died while they were making love.
'nan, you're in your 80's. still making love was always going to lead to problems'
'no you dont understand we always did it to the sound of the church bells at noon. it was the perfect rythem & lasted just the right amount of time. it was in with the ding & out with the dong'
'oh i see 'said the grandson
'Yes and if it wasn't for that f**king ice cream van your grandfather would still be here today'
2006-11-19 03:25:23 · 16 answers · asked by no nonsence 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it is really no nonsense
2006-11-19 03:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Proper
2006-11-19 11:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tis the season to be jolly. Ding dong merrily on high !
2006-11-19 11:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny You put me in the mood for ice cream.
2006-11-19 12:15:52 · answer #4 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God, those ice cream vans are annoying, aren't they.
Spoil everyones fun.
2006-11-19 11:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA, still laughing. Good one! Loved it.
2006-11-19 11:38:24 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. G. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he that was a funny one got any more?
2006-11-19 12:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by Princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol oh my was good until the visuals kicked in!
2006-11-19 11:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by paddyt007 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was funny LOL
2006-11-19 12:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jajaja funny
2006-11-19 11:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by Nena E 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it a lot!
2006-11-19 11:29:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋