The Ballerina and the drunk.......?

Question

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in York. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?" The drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina"

Answer 1

LOL................. that was truly funny.
Thanks for sharing and enjoy your week ahead : - )

Answer 2

I just love your jokes. You are the king of lol

Answer 3

PMLOF that was funny bit I am sure my hubby told me this once!

Answer 4

I'm still laughing while I write this, classic!

Answer 5

ha ha ha

Answer 6

I'm seeing double. Double gin. double vodka, in fact double anything. Cheers !

Answer 7

absolutely fantastic loved it

Answer 8

was posted on here last week

Answer 9

hahahahahaha

Answer 10

really drunk