A South African loses his leg working in a gold mine.
`I'm f.....ed now!` he says.
`Who wants a one legged gold digger`
`ME`Shouts out Paul McCartney
2006-11-19 03:21:50 · 14 answers · asked by nicky dakiamadnat600bugmunchsqig 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny the first time I heard it too....lol
2006-11-19 03:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.... not a day goes by w/o me seeing this gold digger joke about 2 times a day now..... Oh dont worry im not implying its a bad one.... I just didnt think it was popular
2006-11-19 11:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by Zei 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its sad that you have to keep having a go at Heather Mills, just cos she has a false leg...I think its prosthetic...I wouldnt worry if she ever has you in court for being so mean to her, she wouldnt have a leg to stand on, she might be tempted to kick your butt, but i doubt she would manage it
2006-11-19 12:00:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very clever, 9/10: Paddy broke his arm in two places and when Peter asked him what he was going to do, Paddy replied 'Be fuc*ed if I ever go back to them two places'............
2006-11-19 11:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that one shall be used in work tomorrow
2006-11-19 11:24:23 · answer #5 · answered by paddyt007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first time iv'e heard it and its great... but ya know what they say, theres no arm in it...
2006-11-19 11:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope she doesn't kick your ***. LOL
2006-11-19 11:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by Carl-N-Vicky S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-19 11:27:30 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope they never get divorced !
2006-11-19 11:34:28 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
she is a money grabbing f****er isn't she?
2006-11-19 12:38:24 · answer #10 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋